my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
I love how in separate photo shoots, Misha, Jared and Jensen are like
but put them in a room together and they’re like
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out
Someone should write me a fic in which Kurt is an illusionist and Blaine is his assistant and when they go to perform the bullet catch trick (in which the illusionist catches a bullet with his teeth) things go terribly wrong.
Geoffrey Beevers (the Master from The Keeper of Traken) discussing the role in Doctor Who Magazine #311 (coincidentally also a special Master issue.)
RTD once said that the Master’s presence makes anagrams happen. I also wonder if it makes unintentional homoerotic inuenndo happen?(via askainleymaster)
See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of letting your inner demons fester and weaken you, you can control them and ride your majestic, winged beasts of terror into battle against your enemies
I think I need this, lettered in a beautiful font, to hang at my desk.
I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE
Yes, you did read that right! The Brazilian Human Rights Committee approved today something they call “the gay cure”. It is still a project so, in other words, it still needs to be approved by two other committees in order to become a law.
We were taught that Brazil was a secular state all our lives, even though we knew Christianity outweighs other religions. But that is not true at all. We live in a Christian dictatorship. The president of our Human Rights Committee, Marco Feliciano, someone that should defend minorities, is a known for being a RACIST HOMOPHOBE evangelical pastor. They thought if they approved this while those other protests were going on, we wouldn’t notice it. But we do. We know what’s up AND WE ARE ENRAGED.
This project is about letting psychologists and psychiatrists “act on homosexuality” and help homosexuals “find the cure”. They also say being against this project makes us homophobic, because “we should let the homosexuals choose to be cured.”
Homosexuality is not a disease, we are not in the 1200s and this is horrific. Spread the news, don’t let them think we are distracted!
Feliciano can suck my dick, we will bring that little shit down and the whole government with him. Nobody can stand in the way of progress, specially a fucking jerk like that.