all gondoliers aboard
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aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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phanny-packs-4-life:

I love how on tumblr that there are accounts that post porn or smut fanfiction but out of that porn or fanfiction they refer to sex as frickle frack and to a penis as some form of flanders cursing

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officialwhitegirls:

do you ever discover a new word and think “this is the only word i’m going to say for the rest of my life”

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drunktrophywife:

I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

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lestears:

Favorite danisnotonfire videos.

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virginsacrificer:

when someone asked you a question and you didnt understand but you feel the pressure to give an answer 

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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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sydney-rakestraw:

reichenbackdatassup:

a-fan-of-many-fandoms:

malformalady:

One segment of orange within a blood orange

"Blood orange", so pretentious.

I understood that reference

It’s fuckin’ red

sydney-rakestraw:

reichenbackdatassup:

a-fan-of-many-fandoms:

malformalady:

One segment of orange within a blood orange

"Blood orange", so pretentious.

I understood that reference

It’s fuckin’ red

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surprisebitch:

damn that was cut throat

(Source: mrcyrusgifs)

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srgebarnes:

natasha teaches bucky and steve about saying ‘same’ ironically and now whenever something blows up on a mission they’re just like

'same'

in perfect unison

(Source: lupinely)