"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
I love how on tumblr that there are accounts that post porn or smut fanfiction but out of that porn or fanfiction they refer to sex as frickle frack and to a penis as some form of flanders cursing
do you ever discover a new word and think “this is the only word i’m going to say for the rest of my life”
I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me
when someone asked you a question and you didnt understand but you feel the pressure to give an answer
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.